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# gossip: the tour van did not make it to phoenix
- URL: https://buddyhead3.fly.dev/bh-09/
- Published: 2026-06-23T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-12T00:01:42.000Z
- Author: buddy fucking head
- Tags: seed, gossip

the van made it as far as phoenix. the band did not, in any meaningful sense, make it to phoenix.

we have heard three versions. in one, the promoter never confirmed. in another, the drummer left in flagstaff. in the third, which we believe, nobody checked the oil for eleven hundred miles.