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# the merch table is where the real money is
- URL: https://buddyhead3.fly.dev/bh-18/
- Published: 2026-06-14T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-12T00:01:40.000Z
- Author: buddy fucking head
- Tags: seed

the door money is a rumour. the guarantee is a negotiating position. the merch table is the only part of the night that is real.

bring more shirts than you think you need. bring change. bring somebody who can count.